this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
how do i blacklist your fucking face
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime)
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
(Source: broriarty)
This week’s Free Tee Friday is brought to you by the great city of Monstropolis!
Reblog this post for a chance to win any of our new Monsters Inc. tees in your size. Don’t worry, we told Roz there wouldn’t be any paperwork involved!
no one is good at small talk everyone lets only do big talk from now on
meet someone for the first time
tell them about the proposed mars colony and ask if they would go, even though its a one-way trip
ask people what their favorite dinosaurs are
do they believe artificial intelligence could ever replace humanity
if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be
